These funny tweets prove that marriage isn't always easy, but it's a lot of fun!

26 May 2023

Marriage is a voluntary union of two people who seek to go through life together, sharing joys and sorrows, raising children together. The happiness and well-being of married life depends on harmony and wisdom, the ability to find compromises and endure life's difficulties, and, of course, humor. Here are 50 stories from women who managed to make their marriage fun.

1. Witty husband!

While some react with humor to their spouse's jokes, black humor can offend others! Although dealing with a spouse's teasing might be difficult, you can take several actions to address the issue and find a solution. Talk calmly and openly to your husband about how you feel. Tell him why his taunting upsets you and how it makes you feel. Set clear boundaries and let your partner know what constitutes acceptable and unacceptable teasing from you. Make it known that you desire to be treated with dignity and consideration.

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2. The wife who controls everything!

Does your wife control your every action? Create intricate diversionary strategies if you feel the urge for a little independence. Set up a relaxing home spa day with cucumber slices for your eyes and calming music as you subtly alter the furnishings. Hopefully, your wife won't notice the change because she's so relaxed! Also, you may adopt a cheeky pet, such as a monkey or a parrot, and teach it to act in the same authoritarian manner as your wife. Your dependable sidekick can leap on her shoulder and begin mimicking her commanding behavior if she starts to go too far. It's a win-win situation!

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3. When he said one wrong sentence…

Reading about such situations, many men will definitely conclude that it is better not to anger the wife and not to make remarks to her about the housework! However, if you are a woman and your husband often makes comments to you, then he can be quickly taught a lesson. Give him the pleasure of fumbling through a mound of wrinkled garments in quest of a clean pair of socks for a week while you casually "forget" to do his laundry. Who knew forgetting could lead to such a good lesson?

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4. Looks like someone needs a shower right now!

The fact that over the years spouses become more frank is one hundred percent! However, there are ways to calm down even the most caustic spouses. If your wife says you stink, don't neglect your personal hygiene. Moreover, you can turn this situation into a joke! Plan a fun fashion show to display a variety of deodorants, colognes, and body sprays. Pose for the camera and let your wife decide which scents are the most seductive. Who knows, you might find a special fragrance that will make her swoon!

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5. Beauty is worth a lot!

If your husband says that you use too much makeup, then you can play along with him! Engage your hubby in a playful "natural beauty" countdown. You should gradually lessen the quantity of makeup you use every day until you are wearing none or very little of it. Show him that your beauty is undeniable, cosmetics or not. In the end, it's crucial to be open with your husband, comprehend his and your ideas, and strike a balance that respects both your own and his preferences.

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6. Joke of the day!

Indeed, in a long marriage, it is sometimes very difficult to remember when your spouse behaved adequately and did not annoy you in any way. However, if you are still together, then most likely your feelings are stronger than all irritants! When frustration starts to creep into a relationship, it's crucial to address the underlying problems through respectful and honest dialogue. Make a friendly competition in which each of you can exhibit your most pleasant features. Take turns making each other laugh with your individual talents, whether it's through funny pranks or cute quirks!

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7. Sometimes you need to be a little cunning!

Although it can be annoying when your husband refuses to acknowledge your correctness, you could make the situation more humorous! Playfully pretend to share his incorrect beliefs while exaggerating and bringing them to absurd lengths. Encourage him to see the humor in the situation by demonstrating the hilarious side of adhering to a bad viewpoint. He might learn the significance of appreciating other viewpoints through laughter. Finding constructive strategies to deal with conflicts and divergent viewpoints is crucial. In the end, a strong relationship is based on mutual respect, understanding, and a willingness to compromise.

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8. Cruel punishment!

Cooking bacon for dinner for the husband who pissed you off is a great punishment, but we have better ideas! Play humorous, innocent practical jokes that make both of you laugh. Place a fake spider on his pillow, or stuff marshmallows into his shoes. Make sure the practical jokes are amusing and won't damage anyone's feelings. Use safe, non-staining objects like whipped cream, marshmallows, or silly string in a lighthearted food fight. Embrace your inner child and use the chaos to help you let go of any pent-up resentment. 

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9. The pure truth about long marriage!

It takes work and patience to keep a relationship healthy and harmonious, especially after a lengthy period of time. Take pride in your newly discovered ability to read minds! Playfully act as though you can read your spouse's thoughts by speculating on his desires. Add some humor by intentionally getting things wrong and making fun of the circumstance. Keep in mind that it's all fun! Whenever you see anything about your spouse that ordinarily irritates you, try to find humor in it instead. Make the circumstance into a humorous story in your head, or visualize him doing something even funnier. Let the irritation turn into a laugh.

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10. Don't send your wives to Google!

Ah, your husband's standard reaction of "Google it!" can be very irritating at times! Maybe your hubby sees himself as the digital world's hero, ready to call upon the great search engine to save the situation! He believes he can instantly access the internet's unlimited knowledge and offer solutions to all of life's problems.  Or another version! Maybe your husband worries that if he responds to a question without being completely certain of the answer, he might enter a "minefield". He then turns the task over to Google in the hopes that it will deliver a perfect solution and protect him from the dangers of inaccurate information.

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11. So true story!

While it's sometimes better to keep quiet and compromise when you're married, there are many benefits to having a spouse! You get a lifelong, designated snuggling companion when you get married. No more squabbling for the covers or spending lonely nights. Your partner has a legal obligation to tolerate your cold feet and to give up some of their body heat. You get to go through the unending cycles of laundry, dishwashing, and vacuuming with your spouse. Dealing with all this alone would definitely be sad.

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12. This is definitely their first marriage!

Ah, the enigma of separate blankets for the couple! We have a humorous explanation of why couples might choose to use their own blankets! It's common knowledge that sharing a blanket can turn into a fight every night. Of course, each spouse has a well-thought-out strategy for getting the ideal blanket coverage. They can prevent nocturnal fights and preserve marital peace (and warmth) by using different blankets. Love may be the greatest of all, but it can't always overcome people's preferences for different temperatures. While the wife yearns for the warmth of a tropical paradise, the husband yearns for the harsh Arctic temperature. With separate blankets, each partner may establish their own microclimate!

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13. The cruel truth of life!

Oh, the age-old argument over who does things better in a relationship.  However, you can make things better! Entertainingly put out a series of challenges to definitively establish who is superior in specific areas. Make it into a fun competition whether you're cooking, folding clothes, or doing DIY chores. Keep track, dress ridiculously, and create an extravagant victory dance to commemorate the victor. Celebrate each other's advantages, work together, and aid each other in your goals. You two can build a loving, fun relationship that can bring you happiness.

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14. Funny and sad at the same time

The method of squeezing toothpaste is the subject of countless arguments in partnerships. However, you can still make this scenario funny! Make squeezing toothpaste a thrilling challenge. Whoever can precisely and deftly squeeze toothpaste onto the brush the quickest will win the timed competition. To ensure fair play, add a referee (ideally a house pet or an animated stuffed animal). It's a good approach to add some pleasure to a boring day. Use humor to get through the toothpaste-squeezing impasse. Everything ingenious is simple!

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15. Men, learn to cook! Ha-ha!

Your husband keeps asking, "What's for dinner tonight?" and it annoys you? Well, let's try to find a way out of this problem! Jokingly designate your husband as "Chef for a day". When he inquires about dinner, grinning slyly, reply, "Well, my darling, today's your fortunate day! The meal for tonight is your responsibility to prepare. See how he responds to the situation, or how comically he tries to prepare a tasty lunch. Celebrate the joy of cooking together, surprise one another with new dishes, and take pleasure in the process of learning new recipes.

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16. Oh, those dirty laundry!

You might try to make your laundry area into an interesting target practice area when your husband puts dirty laundry in the washer and it upsets you. A colorful target should be placed on top of the washing machine, and you should challenge your husband to a game of "Dirty Laundry Toss". Every time he properly places an article of clothes in the right place, he receives a prize. It's a lighthearted technique to promote more precise laundry placement. Encourage one another to enjoy the fun of having shared tasks. Happy washing!

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17. How loudly he breathes!

Yes, the mysterious phenomenon of the husband's escalating breathing volume as the marriage journeys on. Legend has it that this curious occurrence can be attributed to the growth of the husband's love for his spouse. The husband's heightened breath has a lofty goal: to reveal his tremendous love to everyone. It turns into a proclamation of his love for his wife, an audible symphony of adoration that reverberates throughout their house and beyond. Even the household pet perks up its ears in wonder. Birds stop tweeting to listen. Neighbors pause in awe! Of course, we joke and hint that everything should be treated with humor!

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18. Be kinder, give your husband sweets

The husband's never-ending struggle when his wife saves all the delectable treats for the children. Do not worry, I will provide you with a whimsically amusing tip to help you get through this hard situation. To create a hidden treasure trove that only you can access, find hiding places throughout the house to store your favorite snacks. Just keep in mind to master the art of masking your favorite sweets! And who knows, perhaps your wife will be willing to share the culinary wonders with you after all!

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19. Is it possible to make the sound on the phone louder?

Does your wife appear to be an expert at never picking up the phone on the first ring? Do not worry, I shall provide you with an intelligent set of suggestions to address this issue. Try witty psychology if your wife seems to have a propensity for missing the first ring. The only purpose of calling her is to leave a voicemail that says something like, "I guess I'll just have to eat all the pizza by myself then" or "Looks like someone will be missing out on a cool movie tonight". She may return your call swiftly the following time since she doesn't want to miss out on something fun.

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20. Love for quizzes is sometimes annoying

Is your husband too addicted to quiz shows? It's not a problem at all! Take part in some friendly competition! Create your own version of a quiz show challenge in which you and your partner alternate asking each other questions from several categories. Add amusing penalties or prizes for the right responses to make it entertaining. By doing so, you can enjoy quizzes together while also getting to know each other better. Make a domestic game show featuring trivia questions, chores, and challenges centered on your common interests.

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21. The wife will find the jacket in a second!

Many wives know the instance of the husband misplacing his clothes! It can be rather humorous, but sometimes it can irritate. We have some humorous advice to assist you get through this situation. Jokingly propose that your husband start labeling everything. Give him a variety of brightly colored and original garment labels. Encourage him to sew them on his clothes so that his closet resembles a fun fashion museum. Who knows, maybe seeing those humorous labels will help him remember where he put his misplaced clothing when he goes looking for it.

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22. Perfect couple!

Indeed, it seems that this story is about the "perfect" couple! However, if you are also tired of hitting your head on the open doors of the lockers, then you need to urgently do something. The act of closing the cabinet can be transformed into a fun game of reminder notes. Stick colorful sticky notes in strategic locations where your husband is likely to encounter them with funny remarks. For example, "Close the cupboard, my dear hubby, or face the wrath of the cupboard!" can be written on the bathroom mirror. This mild prod will inject a little humor into the remembering process.

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23. The eternal controversy about the air conditioner

Undoubtedly a hot topic is the ongoing argument over the air conditioner! Specify the conditions for turning on the air conditioner in a hilarious treaty or agreement. Decide on terms that take into account your two preferences. You might decide on usage time restrictions or temperature thresholds, for instance. Make the document you both sign exciting and have a celebration to officially cement the deal. You'll have a humorous memento of your compromise in this manner. You may reduce the fervor of the air conditioner argument and foster harmony in your home by being playful.

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24. Important radio question!

The traditional difficulty for couples is the musical conflict in the car! And, of course, it's possible to solve it. For each car ride, take turns being the designated DJ. Play your favored songs in between your wife's favorites. You will both have the opportunity to share your musical preferences and learn new songs in this manner. Even better, you can each surprise the other with undiscovered hits from various eras or genres. Make a joint playlist with your favorite music from each of you. Mix songs that reflect your particular musical tastes to test your ability to discover common ground.

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25. In kitchen matters, you definitely need to be a diplomat

We'd like to share some amusing advice about kitchen deals before getting married! Choose who gets to claim the desirable space on the refrigerator door for their beloved magnets and artwork from their youth. It's a fight for the best fridge! Decide where the cutlery should go in the dishwasher. Which way should the point of the spoon be—up or down? Throughout history, this issue has inspired a lot of discussions during marriage. Also, talk about the placement of the spices and herbs. Is alphabetical order required, or should they be arranged according to flavor potency, color, or perhaps the name with the funniest sound? You have a choice!

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26. What do you know about patience?

Well, it might get exciting if you wait in the car for a while until your wife leaves the house. In fact, many pros can be found in this situation. You converse with your car's radio or GPS while you wait, growing close to your inanimate friends. They grow to be your confidantes, listening to your stories of never-ending waiting and giving you much-needed amusement. With time, you furnish your automobile with snacks, novels, and a cozy seating arrangement to create a private haven. Even if it's only parked in your driveway, you've made the best getaway from the world.

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27. A little selfishness

In fact, waking up a husband or wife ahead of time, especially on his day off, is not at all funny. It can be a noisy and possibly disturbing way to start the day if your wife wakes you up with the sounds of a blender before you do. Discuss the problem openly with your wife. Tell her how the blender noise interferes with your sleep and how you'd like to be awakened. Talk about potential concessions or alternatives, such as using a blender that is quieter or figuring out an alternate morning routine that works for both of you.

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28. One, two, three, fight!

It can be difficult to deal with a partner who continually starts arguments, so let's take a lighthearted approach. Think of yourself as a tranquil monk whenever your wife tries to incite a conflict. She wonders why her efforts are failing while you respond with soothing words and a soft smile. Also, you may learn to gracefully avoid provoking conflict with your words or actions. To ease the tension and steer the conversation to more uplifting topics, respond with amusing diversions or odd compliments.

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29. Give your spouse his personal space

If your spouse went out into the yard to chat with a neighbor, you definitely shouldn’t control him and write angry messages. Anyone will get tired of this! Take some time to consider the situation and consider your own thoughts and behaviors if you feel that your wife is continuously controlling you. Spend time working on your own personal growth and self-assurance. Maintain a support system outside of your marriage, pursue your own interests and ambitions, and take part in activities that increase your sense of self-worth.

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30. The most ridiculous reasons for quarrels

Any relationship will inevitably include arguments and confrontations, but if they happen regularly over unimportant issues, they risk becoming damaging. Be transparent and respectful when communicating. Communication that is effective is crucial. Be sensitive to your partner's perspective, engage in active listening, and effectively convey your opinions and feelings. Focus on solving problems together rather than assigning blame or making judgments. Not every topic calls for a vigorous debate. Recognize the difference between significant issues and trivial arguments. Sometimes it's best to put your marriage's overall happiness and harmony ahead of minor issues.

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31. Freedom!

In many households, there is a frequent argument over whether the toilet seat should be raised or lowered.  Make a button that, whenever someone walks up to the toilet, performs goofy music. Because everyone will be too busy taking in the show, it won't matter if the seat is up or down. Make the argument over the toilet seat a friendly contest. Set up a leaderboard and give out medals for the fastest or most inventive seat changes. Using a lighthearted dialogue might help the topic become less divisive!

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32. Humor saves everything!

If your husband has a propensity for eating carelessly, addressing the situation with humor can make the situation more enjoyable while also motivating improved eating habits. And also, in addition to humor, it will help if your husband understands that you will not clean up after him and that he should vacuum all the crumbs. After a few general cleanings, he will definitely begin to eat more carefully! Make sure you and your husband can laugh together without inflicting any wounded emotions by freely communicating your worries.

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33. In married life, everything is for two

A woman's wardrobe should always have plenty of different clothes, but they never have enough, and their soul craves something new. And it wouldn't be a problem if it didn't affect the man. Very often, women lay claim to a certain part of their partner's wardrobe. Most of all, they love wearing men's shirts and jackets, but some even enjoy wearing their beloved's socks. And there is a simple explanation for all this: women mark their territory and leave their mark on their man. And in truth, it's very much in line with feminine behavior.

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34. Irritating alarm clock signals

Not everyone manages to wake up at the first ring of the alarm clock in the morning. Many people hit the snooze button multiple times to extend their sleep for a few more minutes and delay the inevitable moment of getting up. However, they eventually have to get out of bed, as there is a risk of oversleeping. But here's the thing: the person next to them also reacts to the alarm clock, and maybe he or she doesn’t need to wake up early, but they can't fall back asleep due to the constant ringing of the alarm. Such a habit, even from a very close person, can be quite irritating. Therefore, one can understand the frustration of the person in the post who even had the opportunity to count the number of alarm clock signals.

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35. Funny messages on the fridge

No matter what a couple enjoys, as long as they don't cry. These lovebirds have found a sweet and playful way to leave messages for each other by arranging letter magnets on the refrigerator. Confessions become creative, and at the same time, they can lift each other's spirits or compete to see whose message is more interesting and funnier. One would like to believe that this couple will not lose their feelings even in the twilight of their years. It would be interesting to read their messages in old age and see how their characters may have changed.

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36. Different opinions on the last moment of life 

You ask your beloved what will be his last words before his time comes to leave this world. His eyes fill up with tears, making him look very sweet and sensitive before he suddenly reveals that he has likely watched too many dramatic movies and is taking the ending of his life too pessimistically, saying he will ask them to turn off his life support machines. Meanwhile, you emphasize your strengths and believe that in the saddest moment of your life, you will cleverly joke and give orders because you want to be remembered as someone cheerful and strong-willed.

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37. Husband with a nice sense of humor 

If a man has a good sense of humor, his wife should be prepared for frequent jokes and pranks pleasures. The author's wife, no doubt, had wakes up from loud clapping when she dozes off in public places such as airports while they are waiting for their flight. She is always surprised because she does not understand this situation. But could she really appreciate the attention from strangers upon her waking up? Probably not. Not until her husband reveals his secret on Twitter. Judging from the retweets and likes, people liked the little prank, but whether it was to the wife's liking is unknown. 

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38. Men’s closet vs women’s. Do you notice the difference?

Men often don't understand why women need so much clothing and what distinguishes one pair of black pants from another pair just purchased. However, they themselves fail to notice obvious things in their own wardrobe. For example, the author of the tweet cleverly pointed out the monotony of her husband's wardrobe when he dared to comment on her purchase of new pants, saying, "You already have similar ones, why do you need more?!" Men may think that two pairs of pants look almost identical, but for women, they can have significant differences that help create diverse outfits and express their style. For women, the details matter greatly. They pay attention to the cut, fabric, length, functionality, and even the shade of color. Such nuances can create different looks and moods.

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39. What are you capable of for the sake of love?

When you love someone, you're willing to make any sacrifice for them: jump into the fire, into the water, and even watch all seasons of their favorite TV show, and if needed, endure a repeat. That's true love. I believe many people are ready to share the emotions and thoughts of the author of this tweet because love knows no bounds. If something is important to a loved one, it's worth showing attentiveness toward it. James Joyce proposed that if someone loves him, they would also love his umbrella.

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40. Love lives longer when it occasionally has personal space

Love is a beautiful thing, but it's important to be prepared for its transformation. Indeed, as the author of the tweet writes, at the beginning of a relationship, you can't wait to meet your beloved person and enjoy each other's company. However, after marriage, you open up to each other, and sometimes you start needing personal space, even in bed when you sleep. And that's normal—people need time for themselves and healthy sleep. It helps them restore their energy and, of course, appreciate the person who is by their side even more.

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41. Considerate stranger

Sometimes a husband and wife spend too much time together! From the outside, it might even seem like they are stalking each other. It's a good thing there are caring people who, if needed, will lend a hand, ha-ha! After all, everything can happen in life; perhaps someone has long wanted to escape from their husband or wife.

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42. Difficult task

And such things happen! Let's think about what advice to give to this bewildered man. For example, he can immediately reconcile with his wife - give her a sweet hug or a kiss. Even better - present a beautiful bouquet or another pleasant gift. In relationships, it's critical to be understanding toward one another.

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43. Henpecked or not?

An interesting “compromise” indeed! What is the best course of action in such a situation? If someone feels like they are a pushover in a relationship, and it causes discomfort or dissatisfaction, it might be worth openly discussing these feelings with their partner. It's important for both sides to feel respected and happy in the relationship.

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44. Non-standard advice

Of course, asking about dinner in the morning is unlikely to be a common practice, but anything can happen in life! If you have specific preferences for dinner, for example, sushi, it's better to directly express your desires in clear terms rather than asking questions. After all, no one can read minds (fortunately).

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45. Sad truth

And in this joke, there is already a touch of sadness. However, truth be told, married people do sometimes want to take a break from their significant other. Therefore, in relationships, it's important to have enough personal space while also allowing it for your loved one. This way, you might even have a chance to miss each other.

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46. And laughter and sin

Here's a brief guide on how to make your spouse want to divorce you quickly! However, perhaps it's better not to shout at each other and instead try to improve the relationship. It's better to recall past feelings and try to rekindle them. It's not as hard as it might initially appear.

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47. This is not always true!

We can argue with this tweet because, while some men's bodies become hairier, other men quickly start balding and even get upset about it! However, making jokes about the physical characteristics of your loved one is definitely not worth it - it can be hurtful. Although, if your spouse enjoys merciless humor, then why not.

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48. Exactly!

It seems like someone's spouse decided to conduct their own research in the field of "Storage Spaces". His methods involve sophisticated "forget and find" strategies and unique algorithms of "somewhere there". Perhaps, it's not a problem of loss, but actually, a brilliant attempt to create chaos at home to enhance his detective skills?

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49. Time for new compliments

Absolutely, it doesn't matter what kind of compliment your spouse gives you – the main thing is that he does it! It's better to be grateful for any compliment to ensure your spouse doesn't stop giving them altogether. And if you want to be impressed with creativity and originality, lead by example and set the tone.

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50. Good cat shampoo!

Apparently, even cat shampoo is better than what this man uses! Someone spilled the beans and shared with us that some men can effortlessly wash themselves with even dishwashing soap! Many of them seem oblivious to how challenging it is to be a woman and choose from a plethora of skincare products.

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